Oregon's illegal immigration problem

[Rock Chuck]

In the last 50 years, Idaho has managed to increase it's moose population from about 500 to over 20,000. Now we find out that some of our moose are swimming the Snake River and hiding out in Oregon.

Hey, you guys!!! These are criminal moose. You don't want them. Deport them as soon as you can catch them. They're bad news. They'll decimate your elk and deer populations. They'll chase your dogs and children. They'll wreck your cars. Keep all the wolves you want, but SEND THE MOOSE BACK TO IDAHO.

Dick

[eshoremd]

damn illegal moose!

wouldnt that be something....driving your boat up the river and rip the bottom out of it on moose antlers.

"oh crap bob! what'd we hit?"

"oh dave...its another damn moose"

"thats the third one this month!"

wonder what they look like on the fish finder?

[tailnbone]

Might have to change the name of the river to "Moose River"