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Post by tailnbone on Jun 26, 2006 11:33:59 GMT -5
Are you missing a 710?, Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Scroll down to see what this mysterious 710 is.
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Post by ncboman on Jun 26, 2006 11:54:30 GMT -5
oh, that explains the confusion. First she has to have her crankcase measured with a pidstick which is a free service on some models.
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Post by Rock Chuck on Jun 26, 2006 18:05:50 GMT -5
My dad was a mechanic for many years. Back in the early 60's, he worked for a Dodge dealer. He'd done a tuneup for a lady but she brought the car back saying it didn't run right. Dad rechecked everything and it tested perfectly. A couple days later, she was back. Dad's foreman told him to get it fixed. Period. Dad took her for a test drive with her driving. The first thing she did was pull out the choke knob and hang her purse on it.
Dick
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Post by eshoremd on Jun 26, 2006 19:55:53 GMT -5
My dad was a mechanic for many years. Back in the early 60's, he worked for a Dodge dealer. He'd done a tuneup for a lady but she brought the car back saying it didn't run right. Dad rechecked everything and it tested perfectly. A couple days later, she was back. Dad's foreman told him to get it fixed. Period. Dad took her for a test drive with her driving. The first thing she did was pull out the choke knob and hang her purse on it. Dick thats funny!
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