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Post by eshoremd on Jul 1, 2005 10:42:11 GMT -5
as most of you know i shot my first and only turkey this past season on our pocomoke forum turkey hunt. well i went down to get it out of the basement freezer and it wasnt there. i was going to take it to a work picnic sunday. when my parents came home for the weekend. i asked my mom about it and she said, "oh, we ate that a month ago". " it was dry". im standing there in aww! thinking damn  , i didnt even get to taste my first turkey. thats ok when they leave this week im changing the locks! then i wont have to buy a house!  |
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Post by kentucky_redneck on Jul 1, 2005 23:26:57 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO  Ishould have thought about that a long time ago. (changeing the locks) |
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Post by ncboman on Jul 7, 2005 0:11:03 GMT -5
You must have slept, er meditated, thru supper that night. ;D Somehow I cannot picture my first turkey going into the freezer.  |
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Post by kentucky_redneck on Jul 7, 2005 11:13:22 GMT -5
Come on now from what I heard Eshoremd wont sleep through supper. Well from what i seen from THE BURGER pic, I think he cant sleep the night before of the night after. lol
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Post by freedomrules3 on Jul 7, 2005 15:47:23 GMT -5
lmao " oh we ate that a month ago, it was dry" you gotta love it . tell her to marinade the next one all night before she cooks it . yep change the locks and throw their stuff out in the yard ...or viceversa lol . |
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Post by massive horns on Jul 17, 2005 10:15:00 GMT -5
I don't understand how you could put your first turkey in the freezer anyways. That thing should of been in your belly that night.....
I called you last night, thanks for calling me back. I guess when its closer to season I'll hear from you.
By the way, do you still sleep in that leotard at nighttime?
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Post by eshoremd on Jul 18, 2005 6:03:11 GMT -5
i was goin to keep it for a barbeque so my friends could all try some, always thinking about my friends. you didnt call me at night big head shadow, you called me at 11am. if its not hunting season and i dont have my kids...oh wait, i dont have any kids....or wife, then im not up on a weekend at 11am. and dont you worry your little heart, im going to call you back! that phone # you called from didnt match the phone # i have listed under massive turds either. were you at the plastic surgeons office again?
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Post by massive horns on Jul 18, 2005 13:50:39 GMT -5
Well lets see. You should have two numbers for me. One is my cell and the other is my home. I didn't realize I had to spell everything out for you. You should really consider completing junior high...
You are right, I have a wife and kids, I also have parents, but they live in a separate house. HAHAHA!
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Post by eshoremd on Jul 18, 2005 16:54:23 GMT -5
on second thought im not sure if i am going to call you back. lol. but your right about me living with them, its time for them to move on and get their own place.  |
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Post by massive horns on Jul 19, 2005 22:57:12 GMT -5
That's sad... Why don't you start by putting your parents on a mailing list for elderly homes. They will get the hint by then..
By the way has anyone heard from John Peterson?
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Post by eshoremd on Jul 20, 2005 6:32:16 GMT -5
actually they already have one picked out. its in charles town, wv. you know whats really messed up is that they said i couldnt go with them. i even told them id dress up like an old person and they said it wasnt aloud. can i come live off the fat of the land with you massive? ill babysit your kids!
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Post by ncboman on Jul 20, 2005 9:32:27 GMT -5
Yeah Massive, help the guy out. The thought of living by himself without mother cooking, cleaning his room, and warshing his tards is too much for him to bear. |
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Post by massive horns on Jul 20, 2005 10:16:37 GMT -5
I'll do what I can NC, I believe Todd still gets tucked in at night and a bedtime story is told to him in baby talk by his mommy.
What Todd needs is a Australian woman who can drink him under the table and then make him clean it off with furniture polish.
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Post by tailnbone on Jul 21, 2005 11:57:45 GMT -5
lmao, you guys are too funny. This reminds me of a similar question i asked myself several years ago.....wheres my pheasant? I had taken my first pheasant, went through all the trouble of cleaning it, plucking the feathers by hand and all.....brought it into the house and cooked it up. Man did it smell good....i was ready to eat. I put everything on a plate and set it on the table, then walked out of the room just for a minute to get a soda and came back to see an empty plate . I looked down on the floor and there is my dog looking up at me licking his chops with an expression.....i didn't do it  . I was so pissed . Oh well, atleast he ate good that day. |
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