JOKE-Texas Hunter

[chickinorangecamo]

A hunter from Texas was in Califorinia duck hunting, he bagged three ducks when he was approached by a Texan hating Game Warden.

The warden asked if he had a California hunting license, the Texan opened his billfold and pulled out a California hunting license.

The warden reached into the back of the truck and picked up the first duck and sniffed its butt. This is Kansas duck do you have a Kansas hunting license? The Texan pulled out a Kansas hunting license.

The warden reached into the back of the truck and pulled out the second duck and sniffed its butt. This is an Arkansas duck, do you have a Arkansas hunting license? The Texan pulled out a Arkansas hunting license.

The warden reached into the back of the truck and pulled out the third bird and sniffed its butt. This is a South Carolina duck, do you have a South Carolina hunting license? The Texan pulled out a South Carolina hunting license.

So, the warden asked the Texan where he was from and the Texan turned around and dropped his pants and said "I don't know you tell me your the expert!!!"

[DaveHawk]

LOL, OK on the same line of smell;

A family is visiting Yellowstone park and its time to leave. As there driving through the park on their way out they see a dead skunk in the middle of the road and their is a baby walking around it's dead mother. The kids all want to father to stop and assist the little guy. So he dose and they pick up the lil skunk and as their exiting the park the mother reads a sign out side the ranger station at the gate where a ranger is standing. The sign says not to take any animals out of the park or anything you may admire. The mother says to the father; What should I do? The father say's; put the lil guy under your skirt and she replys: but what about the smell? He reply's Just pinch his lil nose.