Are you missing a 710?

[tailnbone]

Are you missing a 710?,

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is
there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Scroll down to see what this mysterious 710 is.

[ncboman]

oh, that explains the confusion.

First she has to have her crankcase measured with a pidstick which is a free service on some models.

[Rock Chuck]

My dad was a mechanic for many years. Back in the early 60's, he worked for a Dodge dealer. He'd done a tuneup for a lady but she brought the car back saying it didn't run right. Dad rechecked everything and it tested perfectly. A couple days later, she was back. Dad's foreman told him to get it fixed. Period. Dad took her for a test drive with her driving. The first thing she did was pull out the choke knob and hang her purse on it.

Dick

[eshoremd]

rockchuck said:

My dad was a mechanic for many years. Back in the early 60's, he worked for a Dodge dealer. He'd done a tuneup for a lady but she brought the car back saying it didn't run right. Dad rechecked everything and it tested perfectly. A couple days later, she was back. Dad's foreman told him to get it fixed. Period. Dad took her for a test drive with her driving. The first thing she did was pull out the choke knob and hang her purse on it.

Dick

thats funny!